Adventure Island

HA! Now I remember why I quit dating all those years ago!

Yes it is because I don't like myself when I am dating...no really I don't! I all think I am some mature person who can be detached and devil may care. BWAHAHAHAHA! Right.

I have had some adventures and learned some interesting lessons. I started out all good, resolute on what I wanted and what I would not put up with in order to not spend lonely nights...or should I say lonely non work and non sleep times all by my fricking self...or worse just with adult children because really! GAH!!!

I have been out with more than one dude and it has been fun, trust I know I may have to kiss a couple of frogs before a find a semi-prince type human that I can stand to be around. And kissed I have done, I actually forgot how much fun the whole snoggin' thing was and besides a run in with the Police at 2:30 in the AM all has been good. No I will not reveal anymore than...parks close around here at 10:30 pm...after that you can expect a random visit from three Police cars all at once. Gulp, I have not been this em-bare-assed since I was a teenager, still a little red faced when I think about it.

Anyway...back to what I do not like about myself when dating. I like to be in control, you know the boss of all that happens. Now this can be true in some parts of a relationship but as you know not all parts, UGH. I want to get together when I want, to kiss when I want, to be called when I want, to be communicated with when I WANT. I WANT I WANT I WANT.

I am aware that this is not a real mature attitude...so hence the me not liking myself. I have found that I get a little insecure if I am not communicated with...specially after spending some time with a dudicle.

I am sure that I am not liking men and the whole I need to go back in my cave and think about "stuff." Whatever the hell that is! I just want to have fun and play around until I say it is no longer fun and therefore bu-bye. Hmmm, now that I say this...I may need to say bu-bye to another one.

And before you ask, no they do not know I have a blog...and we can only hope they have not stumbled onto it...gulp. Boy if they didn't figure out I was a biatcha before this blog would clear up any misconceptions.

Well I am off to check the lines of communication and see if the next lucky gentleman has answered my invitation. Baye!

We are doing the Adventure thing...

Well hello...I realized I have not updated you on my interesting progress in the adventures with men field.

WELL there have been some developments here...first Mr bryce man has vanished off the scene; bad choice on his part as I had decided to use him and toss him out. He would have really enjoyed the "use him" part but alas...you have to live with your bad choices and missed opportunities (him not me). btw- he does communicate every once in a while to try and keep the hook set so he can use me as a "fall back" if whatever else is putting a tickle in his drawers doesn't work out. Little does he know he has lost all chances of fun with me and my girls.

SO I when I was all in the decision phase (you know to use or not to use) with the B man, this other chap showed back up on the scene from the original batch of good, bad and uglies. And we have seemed to hit it off...well at least so far, it seems to be the whole meeting up with someone where they find out how big my chesticles really are that skeeres the holy crap out of them...I think (or at least this is what I choose to believe so don't crush my dreams, kay?).

Let's recap a bit shall we; Mr. B gone, Mr. M back in picture and full on communication mode (I think this is the part I really enjoy the most) and whilst this door has opened I decided that maybe I had been a little hasty pudding with some of the unsuspecting chaps below, so in true non-wallflowery form, I sent some tendrils out to see if I could re-hook one or two of them.

Can you recap a recap? Anyway here we go...The count is now one re-hooked and one is full communication mode; I AM sitting here with satisfied grin on face and mischievous thoughts in mind.

OH, OH! *jumping up and down* I almost forgot the newest and freakiest part!! There is this chap with a wonderful accent that used to be a part of my life....and he oddly shows up and announces that he is getting divorced and potentially will be open to exploring new adventures and is asking me about my "adventures."

GA-GA-GA... this man has made me weak in the knees since the first time I met him all that long while ago...so of course my ears perked up (maybe something else as well) and I am now in hypersonic mode every time I think I might run into him at all the usual places. Gulp. We will see, we will see my dearie.

As you can tell i just cannot decide who, where or when...keep posted to find out who is next to win the coveted "use him" award and who is on the road to long term fulfillment with a winning me:)

DIALED WAY UP!

Yes I am on a high like you would not beleeeed. I have a huge event coming up this weekend and will be working everyday this week and next (at least it is time and a half). So between all the last minute cancellations for staffing and not knowing WHERE THE HELL all my people are going to park and figuring out if my counterparts got all the supplies together. Well let's just say AMPED to the max!

I was out last night at 7:45 picking up forgotten items (grrrr) and I usually am finished with work by 4:30, ugh. And I had to pick up hair ties for all the crackers that will show up with long hair flowing whilst serving food (yuck).

AND I apparently am also a chauffeur for this event along with a shuttle driver and organizer!! GAH! I have some really choice words for the person that put this event together...as my boss so kindly pointed out, he did not care to take it upon himself to verify parking and some other KEY, fricking KEY information for this event...DUDE, if you are the planner, don't ask us to do your entire job, or DON'T take on the task. I do not like stuff being done a)half arsed and b)at the last FARKING MOMENT!!

I will be kicking ass and taking names later!! Dude nobody believes me when I say we are getting in on Saturday setting up and getting out! I am NOT into lollygaging around and no fricking dragging feet under my tutalidge.

Thank you all for letting me get this off my GINORMOUS chest and vent like crazy!

If you listen closely this weekend and you are in Arizona...you may here people responding to me with YES DRILL SERGEANT!!

Further Adventures - Not going quietly

So to update all you characters out there who are trying to keep up with my wild mood swings and trying to figure out what I will do next. Good luck on the figuring out...srsly.

Well I had my first face to face w/ one lucky individual from the long list of "applicants" that I received after posting my lovely arse for all the world to see. I went out with BFF (Princess) to the RAWKING Rusty Spur Saloon in Scottsdale. Yes this means I endured some country music, but the band really isn't all about country so it was good. I love the way that Jimmy sings.

ANYWAY!!! Bryce lets call him, let's keep the names of the guilty protected:) Besides the cardinal sin of lateness (which was excused I will keep the reason to meself) he was great. I was all like...well we have chemistry on the phone and e-mail...but that does not always translate to in person...WELL it DID and I allowed him to touch me. GA-GA-GA-GA-GA-GA-GA-GA-GA Okay all this means is I have not been "touched" in anyway shape or form in...holy hell don't make me do math...fark that, let's just say a LOT of fortnights.

So, we hung out and "partied" w/ the BFF and all the other characters at the Spur then headed out and spent some time getting to know each other better. I liked this part of the evening and am looking forward to more of the same.

This is all I will tell you nosy internets...I will let you know how things progress.

Oh, one more...I have not decided weather I will keep this one or just "use" him and throw him back into the sea...keep tuning in for an update. Ok, well you know me, check about once and week...I will try to be good.

MU OUT!