Dear Human Race

Please do NOT do the following when you are sick;

When in a restaurant…Do NOT noisily collect your mucous in the back of your throat and choke as you try to swallow it and cough all over the place. Instead I suggest that you quietly go to the restroom and extract said mucous in there where I do NOT have to hear you or duck and cover so I don’t get splattered.

And while the subject of DO NOT is on the table…please refrain from acting like I am putting you out when I am stuck on the side of the road with a flat tire. This is just rude and socially unacceptable.

AND if you are a police officer please do NOT tell me “five more minutes and it would have been towed” when it takes that long just to go get a new tire. Furthermore!! Do NOT steal a person SPARE from under their truck! That is really bad form.

Happy Tuesday cyberland, here is hoping the human race will be better behaved today.