MASQUERADE - AI

I do not usually participate in dressing up for Halloween, but got talked into it by the office.





I am sure some of you are shocked that I have appeared her without my trademark blond hair..but that is the costume silly.

I have donned the black wig to see if I can obtain some artificial intelligence.



Now I feel invisible and will be showing up in my regular places to see if anyone recognizes me...I am watching!

I will not go quietly into the NIGHT

So I have been hearing about bff's adventures from the past and present and decided that I might be sick and tired of being alone. I am a vibrant woman who enjoys life and likes to laugh and love.

So I posted on this regular silly site and DUDE I have since seen some things and read some things that make me LMAO!!

I will share the goodness with you here.

First for perspective I will insert post, then will add some of the cracker responses I got..hope more that the princess comes to enjoy!!

Looking for a cure - 41 (Somewhere Arizona)

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Reply to: pers-meatme.org
Date: today bitch


ISO companion...mostly, I am busy but want to enjoy some company in the off times.



Me;
I am NOT thin (goodbye) Now that we have taken care of that, on to the rest.



I like reading, movies, walks, Los Angeles (yes I have an illness), ocean/beaches (even tho sun & me = cooked lobster), singing, loud music (no country please), electric guitars, muscle cars, guns, TiVo (genius) & snark.



There is the short list...more later



You;
funny, smart, taller than me, hard working. There is more, if you think you have these four locked up we will talk more...



Please do not apply if;
you like drugs, hate dogs, want my undivided attention all the time, are desperate for a shag, want to be taken care of, are married (seriously), and want to have kids.



wow, just looked at my pic, damn my hair was cute, it has grown out. Mental note: get hair done.



 You look Marvelous! Joe, 39, city in AZ, 5'11", 200 lbs,blk, brwn, lets chat over dinner, (555) 555-4159 WELL I AM MARVELOUS! *DELETE

 Mr Hung saysHello there. I am just a normal guy not looking for one night stands or friends with benefits By the way I like the pic you posted. Please tell me more about yourself and send me a pic if you can. P.S. Hung is "also" my last name AND I AM REALLY LOOKING FOR A CURE *DELETE

 Are you looking for nsa NO TOM WHEATON *DELETE

 Hi, My name in Bryce I am 33 and live in a city in AZ. I have no c THAT IS ALL, HE IS A KEEPER FOR NOW, SO NO INFO FOR YOU.

 You say taller than you, how tall is that? I am 5'9". Does that work? YES THIS DOES BUT CONSIDERING YOU WERE BORING AS SIN (YOU KNOW A WELL USED SIN) SO *DELETE

 San Diego? NEW YORK! LET’S SHOUT OUT RANDOM CITIES *DELETE

 nice profile. Do you have any pics from the front? NO, SADLY I HAVE NO FRONT * DELETE

 Hiya, BAYE-YA *DELETE



 You like Los Angeles? Why? THIS ONE HELD MY INTEREST FOR A WHILE, BUT HE JUST NEEDED SOMEONE TO TALK TO - BORED

 hi , lets talk also near your city 42 6ft 220 AOL CRACKER, HATE AOL! SO BLEW HIM OFF

 You did not say how tall you are. AHA! A THINKER? NOPE FALSE ALARM *DELETE


 ....I'm liking what I have read...and seen (although your pic is a 'side' view) so far. What's next...that is...if YOU have any interest at all...?
Here's a little bit about me...the so called "tip of the iceberg." I'm 52, a Taurus SCREATCHING BRAKES AT THIS POINT, SRSLY WHO STARTS WITH THEIR SIGN ANYMORE…DUDE THE 70’S ARE OVER. *DELETE


 Hi there: My name is Gary. I am 38. Nice guy. New to your area. Send me your telephone number and I will call. NOT BLOODY LIKELY *DELETE

 im your cure trust me. if you dont believe me then meet me at least to find out. I am 33 single and live alone LOL, PRETTY CONFIDENT FOR SOMEONE THAT LIVES ALONE. *DELETE

 Hey,,,I love shag too, *DELETE, NO HESITATION


 I look better than my pictures, at least that is what all the women tell me. I have been working out and am a bit slimmer and healthy that the photo shows. 165 lbs and 5'9'. ENOUGH FUCKER *DELETE

 Howdy!!!! What's snark???? THIS GUY WAS HOT, HOT, HOT BUT ALAS WANTED ME TO RAISE HIS BABY!!! I GAVE HIM THE BRUSH OFF, HE WAS SAD AS I AM APPARENTLY HIS CRACK.


 OK well I am 40 5"11" 178 lbs blue eyes browwn hair.
athletic AM told atractive. THIS MEANS YOU GOT A PITY FUCK however i dont have a pic, KISS OF DEATH, I POSTED MINE ARSEHOLE
i Just moved to the area and my digital camera is back
in Ca. anyways what does iso mean HEARD OF GOOGLE? *DELETE

 ok iam 49 tell me more and yes i have a phone KISS OFF, PLEASE SEE WHY NOT TO RESPOND FROM ABOVE *DELETE

 Hello there, You have a beautiful picture, honestly. How about trying a guy with different ethnic background. I am originally from India NO, SERIOUSLY NO, I CAN NOT UNDERSTAND THESE MUTHERS! *DELETE


 HI pic of what looks like a toilet paper roll down pants. *DELETE, AFTER CLOSE INSPECTION.

 Hi YOU SEEM KOOL AND WE PROBABLY WILL HAVE A BIT IN COMMON TOO! ME TALL DARK AND RUGGD CACASION MALE. 41. SEXY, HANSOME, EDUCATED, LETS TALK. Ok, I am lower case this time…heard of spell check? *delete

 looks all good to me, I just might be your cure, drop me a line or two and let's see what happens? I'm Greg, I'm 43 and live by you LOL, YOU MUST BE MORE CLEVER THAN THIS GARY *DELETE

 snark the hell outta me DUDE, I TOTALLY PISSED THIS ONE OFF! HEE HEE, APPARENTLY HE THOUGHT SNARK WAS A CARD GAME AND I ACCUSED HIM OF THINKING DIRTY…I THINK HE LEFT CRYING.

 hi im Andy saw the post and found it very funny like your comedy...im in mesa e.mesa im still kinda new to AZ so i have no idea where deserte ridge is, but i would like to meet and find out as much as posible about you and your freakin great comedy OK THIS GUY GOT MY ATTENTION WITH FREAKIN AND HIS SCREEN NAME CONTAINED METALBONZ(WHAT DO YOU THINK THAT IS?) I MUST HAVE SKEERED HIM HE DISAPPEARED.

 interested? NOT IF THAT IS THE FACE YOU ARE WEARING *DELETE

 If you ever need a house painter or foot massage let me know! IF YOU ARE PAINTING YOUR HANDS WILL NOT TOUCH MY FLESH. *DELETE

 Hello; have you found your cure yet? I SAID NO AND THAT WAS THE END OF THIS GUY

 You lost me at no country music SO COMMUNICATION WORKS *DELETE

Hope you enjoyed…I will let you in on my next adventure

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Yes there is a lovely new post below, not like this lame one directing you to look below. And here is a picture of my sweet puppy to tide you over until you scroll down.

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Erin...And the Orange Lady

You may be asking yourself...is the Princess's BFF gay. Well you might say...she has a nekkid lady painting on her profile! So you don't have to wait any longer to find out the answer it is definitely NO!

The picture below was painted by my extremely talented niece who I think is gifted. Yeah I know...we all think our kids or other family members are but for reals! She has the gifts!!

Not trusting me? Well if I were to think up painting this masterpiece, choosing the colors and then getting it all down on canvas; trust this would take me a damn fortnight at best! It took my little genius 20 minutes...is that right? I am pretty sure she said 20 because the other one took her 45...okay I cannot trust my CRS brain so it is one or the other ANYWAY or should I say either way...AMAZING!



I inserted it here in case you are visually challenged like me and my over 40 eyeballs.

Oh, if you want to commission one of your own, just let me know.

Grilling...not as easy as it looks.

So last night I decided to do something nice and cook some ribs for my little family. We love ribs and have watched them on many food network shows and drooled all over ourselves.

SO, I start up the grill let it heat up and then turn it to low. You would think heating a rack of ribs on low, on the grill for 15-20 minutes would cook them slow and they would be juicy and mouth watering and YUM-O!

Well, that is a big NEGATORY!

Please do not be horrified by the below images, they are only cow parts and not human remains.



However, I have learned the fine art of the making of charcoal. Apparently the ribs were on FIRE the entire time and I did not know! Standing by the grill w/ beer in hand...NOT my style.



Did I mention single...well yes I am. And I am thinking that you need to have the lettle third leg in order to be a grilling guru.

ANYWAY- Please send help.